Yet another stupid counter-culture gone mainstream, participants appear to be descended from goths with a dash of "queer eye for the straight guy" thrown in, primarily composed of white 13-20 somethings from middle to upper class suburban backgrounds. Emo's listen to unimaginitive music and dress in tight clothing and ridiculously stupid hair styles. The cure for Emo is a stint in the army where they will get shipped off to the mountains of Afghanistan and discover that now they really do have something to feel bad about. Hopefully at this point an insurgent bullet removes their brain from its protective casing thus giving their lame friends back home something to write a crappy song about.
My life sucks, my parents are rich and buy me anything I want and our family is going to sight-see in Europe this summer, god, how lame, I think I'll comb my hair over my eyes and cut on myself a bit... How Emo
by I beat up teenagers and laugh March 13, 2009
People usually become emo when a lot of stress is in their lives. They cut themselves. The most common place they cut themselves is their wrists. It could also be anywhere else though. They find it pleasurable and they think that this physical pain will cover up their emotional pain.
Emo people usually wear black or gray clothing. Skinny jeans, eyeliner, skeletons (not always but mostly)and baggy sweaters are common for the typical emo person.
Their hair is usually black also. Side-bangs that cover most of one side of their face is very common.
An emo person tends to not talk to a lot people. They keep to themselves most of the time and are usually VERY skinny
Emo people usually wear black or gray clothing. Skinny jeans, eyeliner, skeletons (not always but mostly)and baggy sweaters are common for the typical emo person.
Their hair is usually black also. Side-bangs that cover most of one side of their face is very common.
An emo person tends to not talk to a lot people. They keep to themselves most of the time and are usually VERY skinny
Jamal: Did you see Jake today at school?
Mariposa: Yea. When he asked me for a piece of gum today, I saw his wrists.
Jamal: What did they look like?
Mariposa: There was blood stains and scars everywhere.
Jamal: O well that's nice *sarcastically*
Mariposa: I think he's emo.
Jamal: No duhhh
Mariposa: Yea. When he asked me for a piece of gum today, I saw his wrists.
Jamal: What did they look like?
Mariposa: There was blood stains and scars everywhere.
Jamal: O well that's nice *sarcastically*
Mariposa: I think he's emo.
Jamal: No duhhh
by A-LEE-NUH April 01, 2009
Attention whores. Kids and young adults who really don't have any actual problems, and instead decide to use their creativity, or lack thereof, to craft false problems.
Emo kids are mostly seen with acoustic guitars and My Chemical Romance attire, as well as black hair that simply screams "kick me in the balls as hard as you can".
High-pitch nasally voice can often be heard uttering the words "You just don't understand", followed by the sound of slamming door, then muffled whimpering as the individual proceeds to scratch their wrist, hoping you'll take notice of their weak and futile efforts to portray suicide and/or self-mutilation.
But most notably, Emos keep records of thier so-called "problems" in diaries. These records mostly include pointless whiny rants:
Emo kids are mostly seen with acoustic guitars and My Chemical Romance attire, as well as black hair that simply screams "kick me in the balls as hard as you can".
High-pitch nasally voice can often be heard uttering the words "You just don't understand", followed by the sound of slamming door, then muffled whimpering as the individual proceeds to scratch their wrist, hoping you'll take notice of their weak and futile efforts to portray suicide and/or self-mutilation.
But most notably, Emos keep records of thier so-called "problems" in diaries. These records mostly include pointless whiny rants:
"Dear Diary, those stupid jocks at school think I'm gay. Why can't they understand that heterosexual boys like me just like to kiss other heterosexual boys once in a while. They're so mean, and it depresses me... They say I'm Emo, even though I'm just misunderstood."
*sniff* *scratch*
"They just don't understand"
"And Karen dumped me today. She says I'm the perfect guy, and that I'm always there for her, just like when her Chimichangas were too cold, and she ended up cutting her wrist out of shear depression. She says it's not me, it's her. She says I'm too good for her. I love her so much... I think I'll express my undying love for her by throwing my pillows and crying... and perhaps I'll write a love song and sing it off-key..."
*sniff*
*sniff* *scratch*
"They just don't understand"
"And Karen dumped me today. She says I'm the perfect guy, and that I'm always there for her, just like when her Chimichangas were too cold, and she ended up cutting her wrist out of shear depression. She says it's not me, it's her. She says I'm too good for her. I love her so much... I think I'll express my undying love for her by throwing my pillows and crying... and perhaps I'll write a love song and sing it off-key..."
*sniff*
by 2phast July 19, 2006
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 04, 2008
Liking (emo) music, (MCR,TØP,P!ATD,FOB) watching Emo you tubers (DAN AND PHIL, CRANKTHATFRANK, JESSIE PAEGE)
Very antisocial (kinda depressed depends who u r)
Very antisocial (kinda depressed depends who u r)
Mom: JIMMY GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM AND STOP BEING EMO
Jimmy: No
Mom: stop trying to be cool *says under breath* at least it’s just a phase
Jimmy: ITS NOT A PHASE MOM ITS A LIFESTYLE
Jimmy: No
Mom: stop trying to be cool *says under breath* at least it’s just a phase
Jimmy: ITS NOT A PHASE MOM ITS A LIFESTYLE
by rachaelr March 29, 2019
A stereotype used by teenagers to try and classify other teenagers, like prep or goth. A major part of a closed minded way of thinking that prevents people from making real friends and really getting to know each other. It's perfectly appropriate to use if you're fine plodding along with the rest of the herd and don't want to think for yourself.
(kid 1)-Hey, look at that kid in the black band shirt, he must be totally emo. freak
(me)-Have you ever even talked to him? Don't classify people who you don't know, because you don't know what you're talking about!
(me)-Have you ever even talked to him? Don't classify people who you don't know, because you don't know what you're talking about!
by mermaniac March 07, 2009
A type of sterio type that kids call other kids. Mostly because the listen to hxc music, indi music, alternitive rock ect. Also because they wear "tight ass pants". And they all say you cut your wrist for attention. That is not what "emo" is. Nor is "emo" short for emotional. Emo is a stupid sterio type all kids use because they think if your diffrent your emo.
Kid 1: Dude, that kid is so fukin' emo! He listens to all the hard core screaming shit.
Kid 2: Don't fucking stero type him, because he isn't "emo" . . . . . Asshole.
Kid 2: Don't fucking stero type him, because he isn't "emo" . . . . . Asshole.
by xxxamazingxxx May 21, 2009