by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021
Get the Pink eclair mug.“Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit”
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”
“My man ain’t shit”
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”
by Hampton Grey April 20, 2021
Get the Vanilla Eclair mug.a french dessert, puffed pastry filled with custard cream drizzled with melted chocolate on top, served cold. It does NOT mean lightning.
by suckmydickisi October 27, 2022
Get the Eclair mug.When you put chocolate sauce on your dick and get a blowjob. When your done, she’ll have a mouth full of chocolate and “cream”.
by The Guru of all things Abnorma April 16, 2022
Get the Chocolate Eclair mug.The sex act involving the following scenario.
After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.
After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.
"Last night with shelly things got a bit wild and I ended up with a chocolate Eclair, yup a bit of the ol poopoo on the peepee"
by SpagetToucher69 June 17, 2021
Get the Chocolate Eclair mug.The act of taking a non frosted eclair with no filling and Inserting the naked eclair into the anal cavity of another individual. Then make love the eclair as it is lodged in said anus until you ejaculate. Remove the salty eclair and feed it to your partner.
by C Rob80 October 30, 2025
Get the Salty Eclair mug.When you take a nice, long, hard shit and hollow out the core so you can then masturbate into the poopy. This resembles a chocolate eclair because the poopy is the outter chocolate donut and the semen on the inside is the pastry cream.
by scaldie April 1, 2023
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