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epsom summersaults

If a room smells funny and has been mysteriously been repainted (any colour from 'mission brown'to 'avocado green' {what have you been eating?}) this is probably because someone was using "epsom summersaults".
This is an play on words of:
Epsom salts - A diarrhoeic agent.
Summersault - putting your head between your legs and rolling forwards.
It is used to describe a mess left behind in a bathroom, where someone has missed the bowl, left a skid mark or generally left feacal matter all over the carpet, walls, roof, furniture, dog or anything not covered in cling film.

Leaves the same mess as a Di-hurl, although not in unison
1: I've just been to the dunny, I think someone has been doing "Epsom summersaults".
2: Well, it was one hell of a party.
1: It looks like the shit hit the fan... Literally

Laugh Out Loud (provided you don't have to clean it up.)
by 10secondspecial December 12, 2008
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Epsom Ballaz

Epsom Ballaz are a team of peeps who join forces every summer or when ever the weather is good to take on punk bitch who think they know how to play street stlye basketball.
PUNK BITCH WANNABE BALLA: look ma', i'm playin basketball... ow shit here comes AJ Karl Rayner Rich Luke Jeff and Foster
MUM: their not ppl son their EPSOM BALLAZ run before their mad handles make u look stupid !!!
by AJ March 30, 2005
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Euromongrels

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In order To reinforce this delusion , They have an Immense disposition for bastardizing the history of others and spend most of their time feverishly doing so instead of facing up to their mixed ancestry .

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All People with British ancestry are digusting , filty , rabid euromongrels . Their women are deluded , illbred , worthless whores .
by Werner777 November 23, 2009
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Eproctophilia

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Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is into Eproctophilia. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation
by Lisa da Boss October 4, 2010
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Epros

A guy who stole his name from the worst game ever made, and sucks just as bad.
Why do you have to be such an Epros all the time?
by Socratus September 15, 2003
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