e-VD

A venereal disease contracted through the interweb; generally from masturbating to dirty porn or reaching e-Base 4 with a dirty e-Date.

Oh hell, I think I got an e-VD from that whore's webcam!

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

E-VD

E-VD is an electronic venereal disease that is passed from one computer to another by various means. E-VD is most commonly spread through an office network when one moron, who believes that the sole purpose of a computer is to access the internet, acquires an E-VD, such as E-Herpes for which there is no cure. E-VD can result in loss of control of your personal computing accessories, loss of sleep, bruising of the fists from punching the monitor, and occasional oily seapage.

My emplyoer has been promiscuously surfing the internet, and seems to have contracted E-VD, specifically a strain of E-Herpes Simplex Type 1, which has been spread to my computer via the office network, resulting in the loss of DVD drive, for which their no known cure.

by Cathy, Jeff, and Tamee May 1, 2008

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by Commenter_Hank February 9, 2022

EVD

Explosive vagina disorder some shit you really don't want to stick your dick in.

yo that bitch had evd cuz she totally blew his dick off.

by random blackguy June 10, 2013

EVD

Electronic view finder. Is the term used to describe cameras that look like SLR's in terms of size, weight, and price, but functions like a point-and-shoot. Usually wouldn't be worth the price, because there's no point in paying a lot for a heavy, look-alike camera when you can pay less for a smaller camera and achieve the same quality image. Usually called a "wanna- be SLR".

Guy 1: So I went to Best Buy and the guy that worked there told me that this is a professional SLR camera, so I paid 800 bucks for it.
Guy 2: Uh, that's an EVD. Priced like an SLR, functions like a 300 dollar camera.

by Lectra February 11, 2006

EVD

Scientific name for Ebola.
Ebola Viral Disease

You must have EVD, RUN! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Just Passing Through November 7, 2014