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Mei Dyson

Mei Dyson (it's pronounced 'May') is a crazy hot Australian Supermodel. She's basically a ninja who tries to keep her friends and family in the dark about her fame and career.
imho Mei Dyson is a 10/10
by JennieFromDaBlok October 17, 2018
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Dyson Air Balling

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011
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I-Dyson-I

A Known guy on ps3 who is a total badass he is also a funny fucker
I-Dyson-I go into league play

10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"
by The Chosen One September 1, 2014
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Dyson

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n1: A mediocre vacuum.

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n2: A short child with a man-bun; a kidmudgeon.
1: My Dyson is so old I am throwing it away.

2: Dyson is being so annoying I think I'm going to ball him into a sphere with a 16 inch diameter ball and punt him all the way into the exosphere!
by vacuumcleenr November 16, 2021
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Dyson

A straight hooper that Gets Buckets
by A buck May 16, 2019
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A Dyson

A Dyson, commonly specified by the name retard, is often really annoying overusing the word Maoam because one of their 'friends' said it one time. Although they may not be in 'dyson community' they are still called dysons because of their stupid behavior and retarded noises made randomly.
dan was being such a dyson
by a random kiddy November 14, 2019
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Dyson

That one tip rat that never has their own bag and seems to pop up just as the plate is going around
“Ol Dyson bagless technology strikes again!”
Your mate Dyson, the bagless vacuum
by Rodger Ramjet December 26, 2021
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