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Front Dogging

The act of swinging your manly junk back and forth, this resembling the wagging tail of a dog. Except, you know, in the front.
Dude I just got out of the shower and spent about thirty seconds Front Dogging the shit out of my roommates.
by frontdogger October 23, 2013
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Micro docking

Micro docking is when a normal guy with a normal size penis fucks the inverted dick hole of a fat guy with a micro penis.
I have the best orgasms when micro docking with my fat friend, Jamie, he has the tightest inverted dick hole ever!
by Dandydickhole February 9, 2018
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Docking

Docking: Two men are gathered… one circumcised, the other, not circumcised. The non-circumcised individual places his erect penis to the tip of the other gentleman who then pulls his foreskin over the two heads and proceeds to jerk them both off.
Docking: “Want to go dock weiners? I don’t have time to hit the gym and take selfies, so I want to do something gay before my wife and I meet up at Olive Garden.”
by cdougy Jackson Pendelton September 30, 2016
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Danger-dogging

Similar to the danger wank, the act is a derivation of the well known and much beloved pastime of dogging with a heightened element of danger: before engaging in the act of dogging the participants must call the police and provide them with their precise location, and proceed to carry out the act with the aim of finishing and fleeing the area prior to police intervention.
Operator:"hello this is 911 whats your emergency?"

Absolute lad: "hi Can you put me through to the police please?

Police: "this is the police what appears to be the emergency?"

Absolute lad:"hi, just out for an evenings danger-dogging. Our location is Euclid avenue carpark, Shropshire. My ETC is 4minutes..."
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Docking

Docking is the adhering of two or more flappy skinned cocks stretching over and under the call of duty for optimal climax inside the foreskin walls vip room
I walked in on Jose and leche docking in the bedroom. It looked like a Fifi bag dressed in flesh tone.
by Roobeer March 5, 2020
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Raw Dogging Randos

Having sex with a random chick that you don't know with out a condom on.
Who's ready to start raw dogging randos tonight?

Hey man any luck raw dogging randos last night?

Damn it burns when I piss, I knew I shouldn't have went raw dogging randos last night!
by Tarrence1111115 April 22, 2011
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docking a quimbsby

A term for masturbation ,wanking when you have a less than average sized penis
jake Liam what are you doing

liamI'm docking a quimbsby jake
Oh dude that's nasty
by Buttorange101 January 17, 2018
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