A crazy obsessed teenage girl or guy that does nothing with their life besides twitter, tumblr, and instagram. They have blogs with NOTHING but ONE DIRECTION ONE DIRECTION ONE DIRECTION. They sit on their laptops all day with a jar of nutella crying tears of lust for five flawless homosexuals that they would kill to be with. They talk to their posters and have casual conversations with paper versions of the boys. Most of them have been fans since the X-Factor UK and deem anyone who hasn't been a directionator. They're disgusting human beings. They don't allow many people into their fandom because all they do is fuck shit up.
If youre a Directioner, you know all about Ed, Josh, Paulward, Maz, Andy, Dani, El, Perrie, Caroline, and Demi. They are exclusive people in the boys lives.
Directioners know everything about the boys. For example, Niall James Horan was born on the 13th of September 1993 in Westmeath, Mullingar, Ireland at 8:04 am at Credit Valley Hospital with the blood type of A.
Directioners often make sexual gestures, and they are THEIR BOYS.
Directioners go through all sorts of shit to protect their boys from anyone and anything harmful. They ARE THE MOST powerful fandom every created. They fangirl worse than Beliebers, Taylor Lautner fans, and who the fuck ever exists all together.
Directioners are like the fucking FBI because they can and will find shit out. They have the boys airport passes, blood types, dental records, school grades, etc.
If youre a Directioner, you know all about Ed, Josh, Paulward, Maz, Andy, Dani, El, Perrie, Caroline, and Demi. They are exclusive people in the boys lives.
Directioners know everything about the boys. For example, Niall James Horan was born on the 13th of September 1993 in Westmeath, Mullingar, Ireland at 8:04 am at Credit Valley Hospital with the blood type of A.
Directioners often make sexual gestures, and they are THEIR BOYS.
Directioners go through all sorts of shit to protect their boys from anyone and anything harmful. They ARE THE MOST powerful fandom every created. They fangirl worse than Beliebers, Taylor Lautner fans, and who the fuck ever exists all together.
Directioners are like the fucking FBI because they can and will find shit out. They have the boys airport passes, blood types, dental records, school grades, etc.
friend comes over and looks at walls: um.. one direction?
me: DONT STARE TOO LONG THEYRE MINE
friend: obsessed much..
me: YES, DONT FUCK WITH MY BABIES..
friend: youre weird
me: im a Directioner.
me: DONT STARE TOO LONG THEYRE MINE
friend: obsessed much..
me: YES, DONT FUCK WITH MY BABIES..
friend: youre weird
me: im a Directioner.
by A Directioner. September 7, 2012
by directioner(; May 10, 2012
-a fan of the huge boy band One Direction.
-If you are a Directioner you are most likely cooler then everyone else.
-Directioners will rule the world one day, dont doubt that.
-If you are a Directioner you are most likely cooler then everyone else.
-Directioners will rule the world one day, dont doubt that.
by True Directioner April 7, 2011
Directioners aka Crazy fandom Army of Five sexy Lads. Dont dare you disturb their 5 boys you would receive death threats. Really Loves follow spree and always thirsty for new followers. They dream have 5/5 + 1D . And Likes making and reading fanfiction. Actually they were talented but most of them insecure and need god.
A : I ship haylor they look so cute
Directioners : Shut up shower of cunt nobody ask you i would ship ur ass to zimbabwe and kill your family !
Directioners : Shut up shower of cunt nobody ask you i would ship ur ass to zimbabwe and kill your family !
by 1xzarryxD January 26, 2013
Person 1: I just love being a directioner!
Person 2: eww I hate directioners!
Person 1: Oh you did NOT just say that!
(Cat fight)
Person 2: eww I hate directioners!
Person 1: Oh you did NOT just say that!
(Cat fight)
by MaggiReeler January 19, 2013
They don't even need a definition. They're like illuminati. Say something about them and they'll come after you with a fucking knife. They love five singing idiots, so you don't even have to point out they're stupid. They waste their lives using the JHLEGYDH language, crying over shirtless pictures of their husbands, and losing ovaries. Directioners have feels that you can't even imagine. These girls, or guys, would use every last penny they own to buy a doorknob that Harry touched. They struggle and cry over simple things such as deciding who's name to write last. Oh, and don't EVER confuse a directioner for a directionator. EVER. Good bye peasant.
by The queen of them November 18, 2012
Directioners are the best fandom in the whole world. They are a fandom based off of One Direction. They are great at hacking into airport security cameras, CCTV's, figuring our their blood types and even Penis sizes, and finding out what time the boys were born and in what hospital, how much they weighed as a baby, etc. Directioners are also smart. They're the most popular fandom in the world by ruling Wattpad, YouTube, Twitter, Google, and Tumblr, and many other sites. They are very excellent at making fanfics, photo edits, videos and they are the most updated fandom ever that keeps the biggest boyband in the world strong. Oh, and we are also the horniest fandom, so don't be surprised if you see one of us reading One Direction smut.
Directioner: Niall's blood type is A. Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991. Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches. Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born . Harry's blood type is B.
Friend: How do you know this stuff?!
Directioner: Get used to it. I'm a Directioner
Friend: How do you know this stuff?!
Directioner: Get used to it. I'm a Directioner
by 5DirectionofSummerMix November 20, 2017