Dink (n):- Someone who is acting stupid; lame; annoying
- A hair on a whales penis
- Anyone named Casey, Emily, or Jessica.
- A hair on a whales penis
- Anyone named Casey, Emily, or Jessica.
Ex 1.)
You are such a dink!
Ex 2.)
The rare whales dinks were being sold for a fortune to make authentic paint brushes.
You are such a dink!
Ex 2.)
The rare whales dinks were being sold for a fortune to make authentic paint brushes.
by youarenotthesun June 25, 2009
A tiny little cock.
by poopyfartsy September 26, 2007
when a girl after jerking off her patner (usally a man) preceeds to wipe off the said partner's own skeet on their stomach can also be used as an adjective to describe a pompase asshole. also see douche bag.
skiff: man what did you after you gave him a handjob?
deter: i dinked him!!!!
skiff: what did he do?
deter: doesn't matter.... he's a dink
dinkdinked
deter: i dinked him!!!!
skiff: what did he do?
deter: doesn't matter.... he's a dink
dinkdinked
by deter&skiff August 13, 2007
U.S. Navy slang for "delinquent." Specifically, it refers to a sailor being delinquent in his/her qualifications.
Dink does not mean that a sailor is a shitbag (i.e., bad personal hygiene, disrespectful to superiors, etc.). It only refers to the sailor's state of laziness in pursuing his/her qualifications.
You might also hear sailors using "dink" to refer to someone not in the Navy or any armed force. Usually, it will be to comment on someone's (usually a civilian) lack of knowledge about anything Navy-related.
Dink does not mean that a sailor is a shitbag (i.e., bad personal hygiene, disrespectful to superiors, etc.). It only refers to the sailor's state of laziness in pursuing his/her qualifications.
You might also hear sailors using "dink" to refer to someone not in the Navy or any armed force. Usually, it will be to comment on someone's (usually a civilian) lack of knowledge about anything Navy-related.
1.
- Chief: "Hey DC3 Swenson, are you qualified for Inport Equipment Monitor yet?"
- DC3 Swenson: "Sorry Chief, I'm still dink."
- Chief: "Dammit Swenson, you've been dink in that watchstation for a year and a half now! Your liberty is secured until you get qualified!"
2.
- Sailor A: Man, I bought this hooker last night and when I said I was in the Navy, she asked if I've ever killed a guy. Do I look like a SEAL to you?
- Sailor B: Sounds like she's dink in her knowledge of what we do, which is drink coffee all day.
- Chief: "Hey DC3 Swenson, are you qualified for Inport Equipment Monitor yet?"
- DC3 Swenson: "Sorry Chief, I'm still dink."
- Chief: "Dammit Swenson, you've been dink in that watchstation for a year and a half now! Your liberty is secured until you get qualified!"
2.
- Sailor A: Man, I bought this hooker last night and when I said I was in the Navy, she asked if I've ever killed a guy. Do I look like a SEAL to you?
- Sailor B: Sounds like she's dink in her knowledge of what we do, which is drink coffee all day.
by Swivelnutz February 11, 2012
A "family" with Dual Income & No Kids or a member of such a "family".
Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.
Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.
Dink Member: Awwwwww your kid soooo cute!
Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!
Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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