DIY rape

When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.

Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I did DIY rape.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.

by crispypiss December 11, 2018

DIY cookie crisp

Far tastier but likely less nutritious than the actual Cookie Crisp cereal, it's when you break up cookies into a bowl of milk and eat it like cereal

She shouldn't be eating DIY cookie crisp every morning with her diabetes!

by Ninja Rap December 12, 2022

dii

A word we’re your friends call u “dii” meaning cousin, bro, brother, or 🥷🏿

wassguddd diii

by kdotadon September 30, 2022

DIY Filipino

A person who has one biological parent of East Asian descent and one biological parent of Hispanic descent, called so because the features of those two ethnicities often produce a child with features that resemble a Filipino.

"Dude, are you like Filipino or something?"
"I'm what you call DIY Filipino, I have a Mexican dad and a Chinese mom"

by SlowieLowie March 10, 2019