by SpitfireZero79 February 14, 2018

1. Diddly-John is another name to describe your testicles.
2. It can also be used as an exclamatory remark (in place of things like ‘wow!’)
2. It can also be used as an exclamatory remark (in place of things like ‘wow!’)
1.
Mom: ‘Did you remember to wash your Diddly-John’s in the shower?’
Son: ‘Why yes! I did!’
2.
Dan: ‘Holy crap! That guy’s car almost hit us!’
Paul: ‘Diddly-John! That was a close one!’
Mom: ‘Did you remember to wash your Diddly-John’s in the shower?’
Son: ‘Why yes! I did!’
2.
Dan: ‘Holy crap! That guy’s car almost hit us!’
Paul: ‘Diddly-John! That was a close one!’
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by Babykaitsxo24 February 11, 2017

“I waked into the bedroom the other night and found out lass spread eagles giving it six nowt on her diddly string”
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