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dickholing

/dik hōliNG/ (present participle): The act of using a shaving soap and its corresponding "matching" scent in aftershave ("matching" being in quotations as the scents really don't match) which references the sex act of pulling a penis through the dickhole in whitey tighties in order to have boring, vanilla sex with lights off, underwear on, in missionary position exclusively.
I copped a set of that Barrister and Mann Fougère Classique and you know your boy was straight up dickholing dat ting first thing this morning. Great shave, brother.
by BellicoseStampCollector February 13, 2023
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Dickhole

a small hole on the penis that is an exit only but your girl will put her tongue in
Babe, Stop that's my dickhole
by Sassyman060 February 11, 2022
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Dickhole

Yo! you gotta big dickhole.
by CrazyLoading December 10, 2016
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Dickhole Davis

A real condescending douche. A lazy know it all. One of the worst people you will ever meet. The kind of person who carries around 12 bottles of vape juice in his backpack like an asshole.
Look at that guy he’s a total dickhole Davis.
by Super balls May 10, 2020
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Dickholed

When you get screwed over severely by a friend or relative.
I got so dickholed when my parents crashed my party and drank all my wine
by Dhole Master July 11, 2022
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Dickhole

Your piehole, cocksucker, mouth, chopps, jaws
You should keep your dickhole shut, or you'll wind up getting your teeth knocked out for all the shit talking that you do.
by HuStLeLaYnE23 December 14, 2021
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Bloody DickHole

when you cum so hard your dickhole starts to bleed and shoots red blood instead of semen
(beware it sometimes shoots so hard it hits the ceiling. will also be your most intense orgasm of all time. you will never have one like it again and it will make you miserable)
trying to recreate it tbh
Dude I had such a Bloody DickHole last night
by creameria September 24, 2020
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