Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
by oldmate694life March 07, 2023
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chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.
did you just eat a chopped off dick
by bwebe August 31, 2016
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DICK OFF

"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.
ted: her carl, up high!

carl gives ted a big high five!

ted: down low!

carl tries but quickly realizes...

ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*
by stringy skeet May 02, 2019
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Dick off

Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.
I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.

That is a big dick off cucumber.
by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017
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Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis
"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"
by Rogaaas August 13, 2015
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