dis

Dimensionally incorrect statement.

Idiot: "How many feet are in two pounds?"
You: "DIS!"

by bridgesandboundaries July 6, 2010

DI

DI- Stands for Dirty Italian. An insult to Italians.

Mike- Wow, I left my bike on my lawn last night and now it's gone.
Vaughan- I hear ya, happened to me too, it must have been those damn DI's.

by Big L aka Mike August 30, 2007

di di mau

translated directly of Vietnamese words for: go, go quickly

"Damnit, woman, you need to di di mau!"
"Hurry up and climb that rope, what part of di di mau don't you understand?"

by andoo April 20, 2003

Died on

Being killed

Dumb idot got died on

by Beneewener September 28, 2020

*dies*

To die in a comical manner.

Most appropriate in internet forums, *dies* is a perfect example of an evolution in human vocabulary. When somebody *dies* it can have meanings on several levels yet always funny unless true.

Karlprof "Does my middle finger smell of cheese?"

Mario *dies*

by SillySprout January 6, 2004

died

to crash real bad

dude when you flipped over on that grind you fuckin died

by mack daddy george April 25, 2003

Troll DI DI

Troll DI DI refers to KKM, a student from Victoria Shanghai Academy who has a severe violent tendency. He is noted for this frame since the day he was born. The word "Troll" can refer to his very aggressive behavior towards people which cause others to start trolling him in order to prevent him from physically abusing other people. This is a national security situation as approximately 999 people, locations and items have been, physically, emotionally, mentally, spiritually, environmentally, socially, intellectually and sexually abused by Troll DIDI. The phrase "DIDI" refers to his arrogance towards his strength and mentality which is clearly out of control. DIDi can also mean Kai Di in Cantonese which is frequently a phrase to describe it. "DIDI" can represent his iconic thick-ass eyebrows which made him look like a f****** caterpillar. If you witness him within 5 kilometers it is best to follow the procedures below:

1) Run for your life
2) If unable to run, stay frozen, he may not be able to sense your presence

3) If you are trapped by this being, it is best to sing the song Burnt Chicken Wings, and "Only You".

4) Pray for god
5) Fight as hard as you can

If you want more information, find the Step Back God.

1. Oh my god it's Troll DI DI
2. Hey yo let's sing Burnt Chicken Wings and Only You

by Max speed Shazam April 11, 2019