Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.

Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”

by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024

detox water

Water with berries or fruits.

Example recipe: water, lemon, kiwi and cucumber.

"Wow this detox water makes my skin feel amazing and it's so healthy!!"

by Klisterlim January 8, 2017

screen time detox

The phenomenon where it's easier for you to eventually start limiting your own screen time (though it initally requires you to "lose" your "appetite" to binge-watch YouTube like usual). As your parents impose strict behavior requirement to get more screen time to watch YouTube that you're simply unable to fulfill, no matter how "good" your behavior is.

After my parents imposed strict rules on my screen time, I ended up going on a screen time detox and found I actually enjoyed exercising more!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

Detox

If you see or hear detox in a supplement or in a tiktok video , it's called a miracle potion

Just replace the word detox to miracle potion, cause that's what detox is

Dr. Mikhail Mike Varshavski

by Varharah June 30, 2023

Technology detox

When a person mysteriously (excluding them being dead or becoming the Little Prince, or other issues related to mental health) 🤔 ends- or suspends to near absolute zero-their soc-med presence.

I need a technology detox, now. A permanent one lasting more than 5-6 hours. Haha.

by Sexydimma October 28, 2023

Detox

Miracle potion, cureall. Used as a verb or noun. Used by scammers and influencers to make you think something is good for you without making any real medical claims, often as a justification for charging obcene amounts of money or causing digestive issues such as vomiting and diarrhea.

'I drink cold pressed celery juice in the morning, its such a good detox!'
'I was so horrible to everyone today, I definitely need to detox!'

by Briegels September 12, 2023

snapchat detox

where you try not to go on snapchat too much as it’s becoming an addiction so you don’t go on it anymore

person 1 : i’m addicted to snapchat i need to have a snapchat detox

person 2: i did that but i’m still addicted

by ijk February 26, 2019