Depresso

The depresso is a coffee you have with the person you are interested in after they told you they are seeing someone and it's too late to back out now.

Man I can't believe she is seeing someone, but it was a good depresso at the very least

by PhD Dr. Congo July 13, 2023

Depresso-Espresso

The one who will probably kill themselves after having some coffee

Hey, I bet that kid is gonna Depresso-Espresso himself

by 3ntr1x August 27, 2023

Depresso

A severe state of sadness when you've run out of strong coffee. People without coffee are known to be grumpy, mad, and probably a little borderline psychotic. It's worse than being without a Snickers.

I'm sorry, I ran out of coffee and entered a state of depresso.

by coffeenator November 17, 2020

Depresso Expresso

You're depressed, and mad, but mainly depressed.

"I'm depresso Expresso *sad face*"

by Jello.mke23 July 8, 2022

Depresso

The name given to the often multiple espressos you consume in an attempt to pull yourself out of bed after a depressive episode in order to face the world. Effects usually take a short time to kick in which can fortunately be used in order to take care of some of the shit you’ve been ignoring before starting to feel a lot better and clearer mentally :D

Hey man have you seen Jeff recently?

Not really? I don’t think I’ve seen him out of his room…

Haha drop him off a can of depresso from the fridge and he’ll be out in no time!

by Dyyyllll August 4, 2022

depresso expresso

an emotion of extream sadness. something so sudden can change one’s mood so quickly. usually used in surfer boy context along with words “radical, rad, surfs up”

Jerome: “Yo dude, they just sold out of your fav concert tickets.”
Bentley: “Bro that’s got me depresso expresso…”

by Sneaky Slisther June 22, 2022

Depresso

A drink involving budget end espresso and cheap whiskey to help you feel better about that bitch of a boss you have at work

Get the whiskey and make me an evening depresso

by Dr. krammer August 14, 2022