Depresso

Something that people drink if they are in a state of depression, people usually order this when they are plain the game undertall, people refer to this expresso as the thing that game someone balding, cancer, down syndrome, cronolagical fatigue, heart failer, and sooner needing a liver transplant

That nick really did want to die he even is drinking the depresso as we speak!

by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 2, 2019

Depresso

At once you don't succeed at death you can try again and call the suicide holiness that will give you a discontinued on that depressed coffee not just by one but by 2 million dollars

How did you get to hell

I tried depresso

Same here

by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 3, 2019

Depresso

Fake Spanish word for depressed

I am mooucho depresso. ( with a picture of a cow) 🐮

by Elephant 101 May 22, 2018

Depresso

The feeling of being without Espresso or some form of coffee drink.

I haven't had coffee in a week, I feel depresso.

by tacogurl_ June 4, 2018

depresso

When the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf makes your espresso wrong on purpose because they are just that evil. You now have do deal with a salty espresso because they kicked you out.

I hate this Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf location! They made my order wrong. Guess I have to deal with this depresso :(

by NessPlays64 February 11, 2025

Depresso

A severe state of sadness when you've run out of strong coffee. People without coffee are known to be grumpy, mad, and probably a little borderline psychotic. It's worse than being without a Snickers.

I'm sorry, I ran out of coffee and entered a state of depresso.

by coffeenator November 17, 2020

Depresso latte

Instead of having a latte to wake you up and make you happy
You have a Depresso latte to make you sad and grumpy

That cunts way too happy order him a Depresso latte, that will sort the cunt out.

by Beth Putin May 24, 2022