Defensive Driver

Noun: Someone who can claim to be a "good driver" when they are really just a stuck-up pussy who thinks its wrong to go 10 over the limit.

Bill: You are too much of a pussy to overtake someone on highway, you are a shitty driver

Travis: I'm not a shitty driver I'm a defensive driver. Look it up sometime.

Bill: Wow, shut the fuck travis, just shut the fuck up right now!

by thecoolcanadian August 24, 2011

bi-defensive

is probably bi, but is dealing with everything related to it defensively

homophobia makes no sense to him, but he's still so weird when anything gay comes up, what a bi-defensive oddball

by awwedorable August 31, 2015

defensive smoker

An act while playing madden. Grabbing a ciggarette or a blunt and lighting up while on defence and letting your defensive players do all the work while you enjoy smoking activities and cracking jokes with friends.

i was whoopin my brothers ass in madden when craig passed me a lit blunt and we didnt have to press pause cause i was on defence. Then we continued to crack on my brother bc adrian peterson ran over 5 players and broke 3 tackles..i am a defensive smoker

by bigchalie33 October 30, 2009

defnitive

Definitively definite

There is a defnitive need for healthy social relations with mice outside of your immediate pc.

by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010

defensive cricket

A justification for doing a fat bird.

"Dude that bird was fat" "Defensive cricket MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

by BBB April 17, 2005

Defensive Language

The opposite of offensive language. It is used in lieu of actual swearing. Implemented by children and morons. see also: Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin's Defensive Language isn't fooling anyone.

by Gozroth November 28, 2011

Defensive

Defensive is no matter how many fights you try to pick with somebody, you always say you're the one fighting back. You're always David, the other guy is always Goliath, no matter what lead up to the incident.

The girl was defensive, but still expected to be treated as human. When you're defensive, the other guy isn't human, therefore why should you be. Defensive is the belief that you don't deserve to suffer as much as everyone else.

by Solid Mantis December 6, 2020