deez nuts

Naked Boyfriend: Hey baby, you want to see my new undies?
Girlfriend: SURE!!!
Naked Boyfriend: Then how bout you suck UN Deez Nutz biatch

how bout deez nuts in your moms mouth

by Kelly Deeznuts May 23, 2007

deez nuts

Greg- Do you like tapes or cds
Adam Noel- Cd's
Greg- See deez nuts
Adam Noel- Who's deez?

If you are talking to a complete dumbass that is what they would say.

by adamnoelisafatpieceofshit March 24, 2005

deez nuts

a way to make your punk ass feel like a chump

hey, did those guys call you?
Who?
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZ NUUUUUTZ

by EL MIKIMBIN May 2, 2003

deez nuts

The two fellas

Person1: Hey are you going this afternoon?
Person2: Where?
Person1: Down on DEEEEEEZ NUTS!!!

by Chris October 16, 2003

Deez nuts

ha got em!

Guy: "Something in the mail today."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy: "Deez nuts!"

by jimmer346 June 17, 2015

Deez Nuts

Ugly dumb fat short

You seem like a Deez nuts

by Dankness 3 March 5, 2018

Deez Nuts

The final words that drip Goku heard before being sent to the shadow realm. The words hold a power no mortal can have

Drip goku: “what is your name immortal being?”
Immortal being: “deez”
Drip goku: “deez what?”
Immortal being: “Deez Nuts”

by DepressedSingleDad May 29, 2021