david bowie

Really overrated rock star with a gay voice and really shitty music. Listen to some real rock like... oh wait rock is gay. METAL BIATCH! \m/\m/

david bowie sounds like a fairy

by ROFLWAFFLE December 28, 2005

David Bowie

Verb: to manipulate an individual's testicles rapidly, in the manner referencing the actions of David Bowie in the 1986 movie <i>Labyrinth. </i>

See David Bowie contact juggling on youtube.

by Semper Raucus May 10, 2012

David Bowie'd

Sex move.
The act of poking partner in the eye during or after oral sex. An extremely funy and immature manuever that will guarentee that you will never sleep with that individual again.
Named for famous rocker David Bowie, who is gay, and has two diffrent colored eyes. Speculated that his homosexuality is a contributing factor of his multicolored eyes.

"Chloe got David Bowie'd on her one night stand last night. I do feel sorta bad for her, but if you act like a whore..."

"I heard Jacob pulled a David Bowie on Katy, now she has one green eye and one black one"

"Does Marylin Manson wear contacts, or did he get David Bowie'd?"

by SmackEverything May 1, 2010

David Bowie

a good-looking old fruit

Did you see that gay guy mincing around the confectionery aisle trying to pick up men?
He was a real David Bowie

by utclownshoe July 5, 2018

David bowie

a man who sings gay songs.

"ugh I hate David bowie his songs are so gay!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022

David Bowieing

When you majestically rotate the testicles of a man in your hand similar to the scene from Labyrinth

"Dude I slept with this chick last night and she was David Bowieing me"

by ToxicLunar January 23, 2026

davidbowiephobia

the uncontrollable phobia of david bowie

“oh my lordy lord what’s your biggest phobia?
“ah it’s davidbowiephobia, my god i’m shaking rn just thinking about it”

by yourmummymum June 11, 2022