Danish Thanksgiving

A sexual act involving filling a woman's anus with danish cream filling via a turkey baster, then two or more males engage in sexual intercourse with said anus. Afterwards, everyone eats the danish cream filling, hence the "thanksgiving".

Baltzer: "So I was at my friend Sigmund's house with some other guys and this freaky chick Adelina let us do a Danish thanksgiving on her!"

Lars: "So did you eat the Danish cream filling?"

Baltzer: "Yeah man you know it!"

Lars: "Wow you're one sick fucker"

by Betrayal, Inc. October 24, 2011

Danish Fist

When you are fisting someone and eating a Danish in the other hand. The filling in the Danish depends on the orifice being fisted.

I wanted to partake in a group anal Danish fist but ran out of chocolate danishes.

by 7Flambeaux7 February 9, 2022

Danish warburtons

Boobs

Look at the Danish warburtons on her

by Urban underwriter February 26, 2011

Danish Daddy

Someone that likes being called daddy that is a minor

OMG he is a Danish daddy

Oh look theres a Danish daddy

by Edam shag July 2, 2022

danish doorknob

when a silly person runs up to a house and credit card swipes his/her ass on another person's doorknob and smears shit all over the knob.

jack: you want to go ding dong ditching tomorrow?

brian: nahh man, lets go rub our asscracks on peoples doorknobs.

jack: oh so create a few danish doorknobs?

brian: sure

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

danish girls

Highly attractive sex machines

Hey, look at the flock of danish girls!

by pheeyuh October 7, 2006

Danish Blowjob

An intense blowjob that is a form of cock-worship. The giver of the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis of the recipient from tip to base (and all that's in-between and beneath) with exclusive attention from their mouth. It is performed with any combination of sucking, licking, kissing, or light biting. A true Danish Blowjob is performed without the use of hands by the administrator or the recipient.

For Valentine's day, my girlfriend handcuffed me to the bed so she could give me a mind blowing Danish Blowjob.

by DoodleBobbyJoe June 17, 2016