Dane

Someone who tells really edgy jokes at off times and is a total pun fucker he also has cloudy J syndrome

He’s being a Dane right now

by Specailopswoods June 8, 2018

Dane

A kid who doesn’t understand irony

Dane doesn’t know what irony is.

by Sexy-T September 18, 2019

Dane

A boy who can't spell "gutter" and probably calls other people gay to hide his closeted homosexuality.

Lmao she's being such a Dane...Why can't she just admit she's an illiterate gay?

by Jadellamore May 9, 2018

Dane

Gay term for dick, homosexual or dirty uncleaned vagina

Remember when you crashed my car? That was a Dane move!!

by Camerontag May 16, 2011

Dane

A person whose time of arrival is nebulous or ambiguous.

"Hey, when did he get here?" "Oh, about half an hour ago." "Ugh, what a Dane."

by space pirate May 6, 2013

Dane

KID THAT FUCKIN SMASHES ALL OF D2PK ESPECIALLY KYLEV WHOSE IS A GIANT NERD THAT GOT BANNED ROFLZLOLZLOLZ BADDIE KYLEV /W FOR MASSIVE SYNCH OUT THE MOOR.

Kyle has been slain by Dane.
Kylev: Cody quit hackin fuckin nerd.
Dane: Umad yo?

by Grr-Dane August 21, 2008

Dane

A teenage boy who resembles a 35 year old man. He loves doing nothing else but to work all week long. He constantly, without embarrassment, loves to pleasure himself with the desires of the female specimen.

Robert: Look at you, working 40 hours a week, never shaving, going home and doing nothing but touching yourself, you're turning into a real Dane!

Eric: I Know man, I'm making bank though!

by The Animal Tamer September 24, 2011