Damian

A huge dick that is secretly a homosexual and dates ugly girls that are 5x larger and more disgusting then himself.

I can't believe Damian is going out with that whale!

by fakebitches October 04, 2011

Damian

Spanish slang for pedophile

Oh god, that Damian is scoping out the playground again!

by Damianos March 08, 2020

Damian

The biggest uncool doucheface of all the douchefaces. The modern day dick. No one likes this person. Rude, emotionaless, psychotic. to sum it up theyre crazy!

Wow that guy is such a Damian!
What a dick, he's a real Damian

by kh55 August 26, 2010

Damian

A piece of shit

I just took a major "Damian"

by Notmudkiplover March 23, 2016

Damian

foreskin on the penis of a human male

My damian has a sore in it do you think it's herpes?

by alchemistress June 14, 2008

Damian

One of the devil's representatives on Earth. Damians are renowned for the evil intent of their actions, but they can be hard to spot. Like Lucifer, they are cunning and manipulative: be vary of a Damian who seems to be acting kindly towards you.

See also Damien.

The young boy found Damian so friendly. He offered to give the boy warmth and shelter and food. But when the boy entered his house, Damian stripped him naked, bound him up and forced him to swear allegiance to Satan forever.

by The Angel Gabriel November 10, 2007

Damian

The Devils Advocate!

Damian beat his dad yesterday, and gets big smiles when considering violence.
This is a Fact.

by DrunkIntellectual October 22, 2007