Hump Dry

The act of drying your man pieces after a shower. Usually a towel won't completely dry the "area" so air drying is necessary. Create wind by using a humping motion and swinging pieces back and forth. If the part where the "twig" rests upon the "berries" needs drying, hold "twig" and continue to hump dry the berries.
My skin was still a little wet and had that sticky feeling, so was hump drying until it went away.
by Pancakes1234 June 3, 2011
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National dry hump day

Every June 1st you are allowed to go and dry hump anyone or anything
Dude go hump that girl it’s national dry hump day
by Gggucyxrxvub May 26, 2019
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dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 6, 2017
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dry humping

And eggplant (aubergine) sawing a peachy without splitting it open.
Dry humping Tanner's Brobdingnagian peach may be gay, but, in the end, I'm still straight.
by cupidmaximus September 7, 2022
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Dry hump week

It’s national Dry Hump week find a girl you don’t be a square. The first week of October.
It’s to find a female and Dry Hump on Dry hump week
by I love life and October 1, 2019
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