A little peice of yummy dried up caca hanging on for dear life on you vaginal/asshole/anus/nutt pubicles.
by Roxana Asgarzadie February 5, 2024
Get the Dingle berry mug.A piece of shit that hangs on for dear life from your ass hairs like it’s your ex trying to get back together with you
by LeBron quantavious the 18th February 5, 2025
Get the Dingle berry mug.Becoming a proper well functioning dingle-berry is no easy task. A strong and good-sized dingle-berry is the result of the right and almost perfect balance of key elements: cheap toilet paper, human faeces and of course a strong and thick group of crack hairs to grab itself on to, then the right amount of pressure and thrusting must be applied to the dingle-berry region (or your crack) during the process commonly known as ass whipping, only then, will someone enjoy the pleasures of a pack of healthy dingle-berries and use them at will.
Dingle-Berry's Rejects are those that weren't lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. They are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma's kitchen floor.
They also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. Why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. One can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them 'Rejects' is a matter of language and custom.
Dingle-Berry's Rejects are those that weren't lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. They are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma's kitchen floor.
They also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. Why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. One can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them 'Rejects' is a matter of language and custom.
john: man i took off my underwear at my girlfriend's and drop a bunch of dingle-berry rejects all over the carpet, what a shame.
david: man i tell you you have to change toilet paper, get the ultra soft with aloe and your problems will be resolved. one bad thing though say goodbye too to proper dingle-berries.
david: man i tell you you have to change toilet paper, get the ultra soft with aloe and your problems will be resolved. one bad thing though say goodbye too to proper dingle-berries.
by kunawaro December 10, 2010
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Get the Dingle Berry Douche Bag mug.The art of being able to caress a dingle berry, left behind after a colossal poop, off your bunghole before wiping. This keeps from smearing the dingle berry up and down your butt crack as you wipe and decreases the amount of toilet paper needed to clean up the chaos.
“Wow Jim, that was a fast poop and there is very little paper in the toilet. I could have sworn I saw a dingle berry on your bunghole."
"You did Kevin, it's all about the dingle berry dab though."
"You did Kevin, it's all about the dingle berry dab though."
by Bush thruster August 9, 2017
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"I thought i was just farting, but... WOW! Out pops my little dingle berry Friend!" Dingle berry farter
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Get the Dingle berry farter mug.When you have diarrhea and some of it squirts on your pubes but it crusts up. You therefore have to take a bath but when you get in the bath, dingle berry start floating up as if you were making a stew.
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