National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday is on October 18th.

Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick

by TheRealUrbanDicrionary October 17, 2018

National Suck Dick Day

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by Long Jimmy April 12, 2019

national kick dick day

you can kick any guy in the crotch without them fighting back

it’s national kick dick day!

by Dododa October 13, 2020

National Suck Dick Day

A day where girls can suck anyone’s dick and the men cannot say no, lands on every June 30th

girl: hey you know what today is?
guy: June 30th?
girl: yea, it’s also national suck dick day, so get on the bed

by justahomiev.2 June 25, 2019

National Suck Dick Day

When you want your dick sucked because your lonely and ur wife and kids left you and even prostitutes won't have sex with you because of how sad you are

Aye, its National Suck Dick Day, maybe this nut won't make me want to kill myself.

by Pmekacca May 28, 2018

Cut off a dick day

On April 12th cut off a dick. Preferably that of a perv.

Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow

Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small

by Take a hint. May 25, 2018

National suck dick day

National suck dick day is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure (July 9th)

National suck dick day: give some head all day

by James Miller 024 July 5, 2019