deuces

another word for taking a shit

oh men I need to drop some deuces badly

by TheIzzKid October 7, 2011

Deuce

Best rapper alive.

There once was a kid named Deuce Who got sick and tired of being picked on So he got himself a nice 22 Click boom, now he's on the fuckin news

by Adamgo December 28, 2011

Deuce

2 ounces of promethazine cough syrup aka purple drank, lean, texas tea, purp, and many others.

Yo man pour up deuce and mix it up with that sprite.

by M. Markovich December 28, 2005

Deuce

A solo Rapcore / Raprock singer from Los Angeles, California. Formerly in Hollywood Undead. Kicked out the band after claiming full ownership of the band's first album and wasting money on his own benefits.

Generally a arguing point among fans, and when said, is used as a generic insult, implying they are selfish and hated.

The word originated after band members abbrieviated their names, was originally 'Tha Producer'.

"you're such a Deuce"

"don't be like Deuce"

by Gng October 8, 2013

Deuce

1. Regarding two people, normally close friends or brothers, who are considered extreme badasses. Often hated on by other males, but always respected.

2. A man who excels at almost everything he does, but is also an excessive womanizer, hence the hatred of other men.

3. A man who makes Bruce Lee bow to his knees, and Chuck Norris weep for redemption.

Man1: Dude look at those two punkass fuckers
Man2: bro hold on dont look at them
Man1: why not?
Man2: They're deuces
Man1: (bows head in hate and respect)....Fucking deuces

by Derben June 20, 2012

deuce

A slang term used by law enforcement when refering to a drunk driver.

"I got a deuce last night, the fucker pissed himself on the way to lockup."

"I'm following this lady who'd deuced up all over the road."

by Wendell Durshder April 24, 2005

deuce

The second hit off of a new bowl or joint of marijuana.

-My weed bro, i got greens
-AAIIIGHT man then i got DEUCE

by rankor April 22, 2006