December 11

December 11 is national kiss short blondes on the cheek or slap their ass 10 times throughout the day even if they are taken

Boy: kisses shirt blonde person
Short blonde person: hey! What was that for?? Im taken!
Boy: its december 11
Short blonde: ohhhh

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Today is National Get On Your Hands and Knees and tell Your Asian Friend They have a Juicy and Perky Ass day. Please make sure you act accordingly

OMG! TODAY IS DECEMBER 11TH!!!!

"Isabelle Huang, your ass is so juicy and perky"

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Today is National Get On Your Hands and Knees and tell Your Asian Friend They have a Juicy and Perky Ass day. Please make sure you act accordingly

OMG! TODAY IS DECEMBER 11TH!!!!

"Isabelle Huang, your ass is so juicy and perky"

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Person 1: OW! Why did you do that?!

Person 2: it’s December 11! The day you kick tall people

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Make fun of your short bestie for the entire day

Gurl 1 “i like ya cut g”
Gurl 2 “wth”
Gurl 1 “ HAHAHA YOUR SHORT AF”
Gurl 2 “scoff”
“I mean it is december 11th”

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Go up to a tall friend and wack them in the face or whatever on December 11th

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december 11

“hey shorty haha” “why are you bullying me” “it’s december 11”

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