A resume depicting the experience of a Cuzzi Hopper. It is also known as a Jacuzzume or a Jacuzzi Resume. An individual Cuzzume depicts the Cuzzi Hoppin experience of an individual Cuzzi Hopper. A team Cuzzume depicts the Cuzzi Hoppin experience of a Cuzzi Hoppin team. Cuzzumes usually include the amount of years of Hoppin experience, number of Cuzzis hopped, locations hopped, level of difficulty of obstacles overcome in order to get to the Jacuzzi, as well as maneuvers initiated to overcome the obstacles. A good Cuzzume shows diversity and a multitude of Cuzzi Hoppin skills.
Guy 1: Yo hows our Cuzzume lookin after hopping the aquatic fortress known as the Bartrams?
Guy 2: Our Cuzzume IS extensive. We are on another level entirely now.
Guy 3: Yo if we combine our individual Cuzzumes and our Team Cuzzume it would be many pages long.
Guy 1: Yo Cuzzume! Lets keep expanding our Cuzzume and find new Cuzzin locations!
Guy 2: YEEAAAA!!! Lets hop in the Cuzzimobile and head out!
Guy 2: Our Cuzzume IS extensive. We are on another level entirely now.
Guy 3: Yo if we combine our individual Cuzzumes and our Team Cuzzume it would be many pages long.
Guy 1: Yo Cuzzume! Lets keep expanding our Cuzzume and find new Cuzzin locations!
Guy 2: YEEAAAA!!! Lets hop in the Cuzzimobile and head out!
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Verb: (to cuzzle-sack) the act of placing your arm around someone, hopefully one of some relation to you, just to distract them from the fact that you are going for a sneak touch of their danger zone
Adjective: (cuzzle-sacker) 1. Someone who is overly flirtatious or promiscuous, 2. a person whose level of douche has reached maximum, 3. A sleazy-looking individual
Noun: (cuzzie) 1. Someone who partakes in excessive amounts of cuzzle-sacking, refer to the above
Noun: (cuzzfest) 1. A group of individuals who look like they have a penchant for cuzzle-sacking, 2. A suspicious group of individuals who look too close to be just "good friends", 3. A sketchy party in which hooking up is the main objective
Noun: (cuzzle) A discreet word for the natural state of a woman's privates.
Adjective: (cuzzle-sacker) 1. Someone who is overly flirtatious or promiscuous, 2. a person whose level of douche has reached maximum, 3. A sleazy-looking individual
Noun: (cuzzie) 1. Someone who partakes in excessive amounts of cuzzle-sacking, refer to the above
Noun: (cuzzfest) 1. A group of individuals who look like they have a penchant for cuzzle-sacking, 2. A suspicious group of individuals who look too close to be just "good friends", 3. A sketchy party in which hooking up is the main objective
Noun: (cuzzle) A discreet word for the natural state of a woman's privates.
Verb:
"So what happened on your movie date last night?"
"He totally took me to a tear-jerker so that he could cuzzle-sack me for half of the movie."
Adjective:
"Wow, that faux-hawk couldn't make you look like any more of a cuzzle-sacker right now."
Noun:
1. "He did it like 4 times in a row, with 4 different girls, he's most definitley king cuzzie."
2. "How was the party?" "All they had to drink was Triple Sec and there was thongs all over the floor...so basically it was a total cuzzfest."
3. "Are you going to get a bikini wax?" "You know, I'm thinking about letting my cuzzle, just be."
"So what happened on your movie date last night?"
"He totally took me to a tear-jerker so that he could cuzzle-sack me for half of the movie."
Adjective:
"Wow, that faux-hawk couldn't make you look like any more of a cuzzle-sacker right now."
Noun:
1. "He did it like 4 times in a row, with 4 different girls, he's most definitley king cuzzie."
2. "How was the party?" "All they had to drink was Triple Sec and there was thongs all over the floor...so basically it was a total cuzzfest."
3. "Are you going to get a bikini wax?" "You know, I'm thinking about letting my cuzzle, just be."
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Certain features stand out with in them.
The hair cut of which resolves round a grade 1 on the sides and some hair left upon top.
The black plastic coat of which looks like a bin bag.
And the all black adidas shoes of which are the model (PT)
They also speak within a way of which cannot be understood by Educated society
Cuzzy 1: Yeerrss cuzzy. were did you get them Pt's from?
Cuzzy 2: Blurd there my pt's yaknow, gonna have to find ya self another pair
Certain features stand out with in them.
The hair cut of which resolves round a grade 1 on the sides and some hair left upon top.
The black plastic coat of which looks like a bin bag.
And the all black adidas shoes of which are the model (PT)
They also speak within a way of which cannot be understood by Educated society
Cuzzy 1: Yeerrss cuzzy. were did you get them Pt's from?
Cuzzy 2: Blurd there my pt's yaknow, gonna have to find ya self another pair
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Friend 1: wanna hang out today?
Friend 2: can't hanging with my Cuzzins.
Friend 1: Again?
Cuzzin 1: GET IN LOSER WHERE GETTING FOOD!!
Friend 2: gotta go. Bye
Everyone but friend 1: EHHH CUZZIN!
Friend 2: can't hanging with my Cuzzins.
Friend 1: Again?
Cuzzin 1: GET IN LOSER WHERE GETTING FOOD!!
Friend 2: gotta go. Bye
Everyone but friend 1: EHHH CUZZIN!
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