One of the biggest pussies I know of. Throughout my life I have met two Cade Cruzens and wish I never had. He was the worst athlete I had ever seen, basically looked like his feet were stuck in quick sand. What a fuckin pussy I shit on that kid everyday in the halls. Now this isn't from first hand experience but if i recall correctly both Cades I met were most likely gay. It's a sad day anytime someone is named Cade Cruzen.
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Carole Ann Boone Was well aware that her husband was a notorious serial killer, she was totally Ted Cruzing him.
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