sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.

Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.

by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017

life condiments

/līf ˈkändəm(ə)nts/

life con•di•ments

Definition: psychotropic drugs that are used sparingly

Friendly reminder that drugs don't have to be your whole life. They're best when you treat them as life condiments.

by TheTallestPsychonaut November 17, 2023