Crop Dusting

"Drive by" farting that spreads the stench and foulness across a room or area as one walks so that it is smelled by many people.

I'm about 99% sure a student was crop dusting me as he walked by in class today.

by CarlosMarx September 27, 2018

Crop Dusting

Farting in public leaving a trail of methane gas and evil for the poor souls behind you

"ahhh the guy in front of us is crop dusting!"

by ahh123 April 12, 2013

crop dusting

To walk into an enclosed area with a crowd of people and let out a juicy fart, then quickly exit before the smell registers, thereby leaving yourself blameless for the said fart.

I wish I could have seen the look on the clerks face when I left that nice crop dusting behind.

by 3pharmacychicks March 24, 2010

crop dusting

Origin: Ohio

Crop Dusting is a game or activity where the object is to rub your sack/unit against an unsuspecting person during conversation and acting like it was an accident, or pretending it never happened. Usually works best when one person is seated.

Crop Dust Scoring:
Male-1 point
Female-2points
Any Celebrity-5 points

Dude, that fuck just crop dusted me.

Hey, why the fuck are you crop dusting me right now?

by dont god damn worry about it November 13, 2005

Crop dusting

Sprinkling weed for any purpose, usually when rolling joints.

Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm crop dusting this joint.

by the420farmer April 09, 2009

Crop-dusting

When you pull over for a quickie after being on the road for hours and bust a nut so powerful it breaks the condom and your girl has to waddle around with her legs spread so all of your baby sauce drips out. Crop Dusting.

¨Dude, last night Sherry and I were crop-dusting the neighbour´s garden on our way back from her mom´s when the cops showed up.¨

¨My girl and I had to bang after 12 hours of driving so we pulled over in Saskatchewan for a quickie and the condom broke, so she had to crop-dust the wheat field before we could get back on the road.¨

by CanadianNighthawks November 23, 2016

Crop Dust

To travel with your fart, allowing it to expand a larger territory than just you so nobody knows who really did it

I smell something and it ain't me.....who been crop dusting?

by Zykw February 02, 2016