Christina Aguilera 

1) One of the biggest no talent cunts to ever exist!
2) The nastiest skank ho since Madonna.

Christina Aguilera is just another blonde bimbo skank who has no talent and is famous based on MTV type marketing clowns who know they can make money by proping her up in front of a mic and they will make album sales and advertising sales on tv music vid channels - 1) because she will be idolized by a bunch of mindless skank ho's who want to be like her and/or think that they are like her. And, 2) because of a bunch pathetic of horny wanna be cool guy, wanna be tough guy, wanna be gangsta wigger males (who are under the delusion that they are a man) who jack off to her videos.

Christina Aguilera by Wifukm Yung February 12, 2010

Christina Aguilera 

A desperate wannabe who cannot fucking chose a certain style and stick with it. Her music is played over and over and over on the radio until we want to shoot ourselves, she may be able to sing to some people, but I would honestly rather hear an old fucking hag shit in my ear than hear Candy Man one more fucking time!

Christina Aguilera is nothing more than a fucking piece of shit!

Christina Aguilera by CallyLove August 12, 2007

Christina Aguilera 

the best damn singer on the planet. makes britney spears, beyonce knowles, kelly osborne, pink et al look like a bunch of gag-worthy sideshow pussyfarts.

Aguilera; from the latin 'give it to me deep and hard immediately if not sooner'

Christina Aguilera by kitC January 19, 2004

Christina Aguilera shower 

Using dry-shampoo spray on your hair and caking on more makeup onto your dirty, unwashed face, in place of taking an actual shower. This procedure will give you a dew-like glow and make you appear sticky to the touch, just like Christina Aguilera.

"I get off work late tonight, so I'll just take a Christina Aguilera shower and I'll be good to go to the party."

"We're going on a 5-day camping trip... thank God for the Christina Aguilera shower."

Christina Aguilera shower by mal_the_gal July 5, 2012

Christina Aguilera 

Talented singer who has accumulated piercings and now dresses in a promiscuous fashion to please the media.

I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come come come on and let me out
Gonna get dirrty

Christina Aguilera by Bonnie September 5, 2003

Christina Aguilera 

An ugly ass bitch that cant sing she oversings ugly as hell and a real slut
She tries so hard to be like The talented Britney Spears But Cant do that and never will. Christina Aguelera is just trash, the things that you can do with her cds are not buy them or if you have one give it to your dog.

Christina aguilera, one of the most hated celebrities in the world. Not just America But The entire universe.

Christina Aguilera by Lady89 April 19, 2006

christina aguilera 

a beautiful, sexy & gorgeous talented artist in the music industry.

beautiful, gorgeous, talented

christina aguilera by dovy July 23, 2005