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1)THE BEST MUSIC ON EARTH!! i dunno what the hell is up up with everyone thinkin that its all just a buncha stupid cowboys singin about pointless things! Its accually somthing that NORMAL people can relate to. Hell if it wasnt for country music, life would stop, cus this is the music that keeps the whole damn world goin!

2)I aint sayin gotta listen to it, but you sures hell had better not be plannin on walkin up to a country boy in yir gangster clothes and tellin him country music sucks, because you shurs hell aint gonna come outta that in one solid piece.
1) (world is spinning just fine) "Awoohoo aw play somthin..." (country music stops and world stops too)

2) Ganster: "Yo, your music sucks!"
Cowboy: "What the?" WHACK!
Ganster: "........"
Cowboy: Shrugs an walks away
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country music 

dont lie, the little redneck in all of us begs for country music, haha.

Country music is aggravating, but as with many forms of music, its halfway decent when you are straight drunk.
country music by Hassell April 21, 2005

Country Music 

The amazing genre of all music where the singers (most of them) express there feelings into there singing and makes me and other people smile and happy to allow the singer to add in little notes to express who they are and what they are like.

Country music 

The best type of music ever other than rock and roll
Country music by Dannydacheeto April 11, 2021

country music 

a genre of music that involves nostalgically singing about a break-up, usually done while driving.
I never realized that driver's license was such a country music song.

Country music 

Herbert: Hey’all! How’bou some a’ you city folk list’n to ‘dis music I made!

Zoe: Go die in a ditch, Herbert, I’m not gonna listen to some shit country music.
Country music by AStupidDeer August 1, 2022

Country Music 

Country music is straight up A.S.S music

(A)busive (S)tep (S)ibling music

Anyone who listens to it needs to be mentally diagnosed with S.H.I.T

(S)chizophrenia (H)ellraising (I)llegitimate re(T)ardstion
Country Music by Realniggaseatass August 17, 2023