plastic crack

A semi-pejorative term for polystyrene plastic figurines and miniature model kits made for tabletop role-playing games and wargame simulations, particularly the popular Games Workshop Warhammer Fantasy and Warhammer 40,000 lines. The "crack" designation applies in that fans of these types of games seem "addicted" to them like a drug, and crave buying, assembling, and painting the models, spending large amounts of money and time in doing so, and anxiously await the latest, most finely-detailed releases.

Also used self-effacingly and endearingly by samesaid fans of these games with a good sense of humor about their "addiction".

"Oh, man, it's the new Leman Russ Demolisher kit, and it comes with all the main cannon variants...sweet, sweet plastic crack!"

"Garth came into the comic shop this afternoon and dropped over $300 on plastic crack. Poor, sad bastard...he must live on soda crackers and peanut butter."

by Heavy4Rending September 30, 2009

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys

1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.

1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.

by Eridan from HSA June 16, 2017

crack me up

when someone says something funny and you start laughing uncontrollably you say "YOU CRACK ME UP!"

person 1: he is planning world freckelation!
person 2 who is laughing uncontrollably: dude! u crack me up!

by golden weirdo July 20, 2008

Crack 4 Crack

An unspoken agreement between a man and woman. When drugs are given freely and Sexual favors are given in return.

these woman like to belive there not whores because it the agreement never spoken a loud and they don't take money and there for doesn't count. but they are.

"you got to have crack 4 crack to night "

by not a crack whore February 8, 2010

crack fizz

The froth that appears around the mouth of a crack addict when one is fiending.

Not having smoked crack for five days, Billy began to form crack fizz aound his mouth.

by Mr. Bigotle April 4, 2011

Crack Head Shit

Another word for stupid;When a person does stupid shit without any real reason, cause or valid explanation.

Craig got fired for stealing boxes. Stealing boxes? Damn.. Now that’s some Crack head shit

by Khandi86 July 3, 2018

Christmas Crack

Another name for Great Lakes Christmas Ale because of its crack like characteristics. Unlike traditional brews, it is only offered for 2 months out of the year, thus making people go crazy trying to consume as much as possible. Due to it's alcohol content and smooth rich flavor, often victims of it's use become belligerent, punching walls, kissing the floor, speaking in tongues, and black-out quality memory.

Jay: Dude, did you see Dean over there, he has crazy eyes and I can't understand anything he's saying.
Matt: It's cool. It's the holidays and he has been enjoying alot of Christmas Crack
Jay: Tis the Season

also

You could tell when it is getting close to the end of the Holiday season because its hard to your hands on Christmas Crack

by citybytheBay November 6, 2009