cookin in the face

Also can be shortened as "cookin." basically means you're high as fuck.

Person 1- "yo you good?"

Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"

Person 1- "you must be high as shit"

Person 1- "yo you good?"

Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"

Person 1- "you must be high as shit"

Person 1- "you cookin?"
Person 2- "yeah I'm high as hell"

by Thedutchessofnewjersey December 26, 2015

cookin' onions in the oven

The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.

Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?

Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!

by Not Mike M November 15, 2013

Yo cookin

Basically when somebody makes a good joke you say that

Oh my god yo cookin frfr

by Olly12341234 January 19, 2024

Cookin’ up stew

When the band you are seeing at a live venue goes on a long and inspiring improvisational jam to the point where you forget where you are and become one with the universe.

Did you see that Dead show at Shoreline?

Yea man, John and Bobby were cookin’ up stew.

by Jack straw from Wichita May 11, 2018

Cookin-ish

VERB: The Act of cooking while doing something else that has more of your attention.

Friend ; what you up to? Me; I’ve been cookin-ish lunch while im painting my nails . how bout you?

by Seattle scarlet June 15, 2025

Cookin

The act of consuming alcohol and getting drunk, also can be used to refer to the alcohol itself.

"Man, we got cookin last night"
"Did you buy the cookin for the party?"

by YogurtPatrol February 2, 2019