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A term used when referencing a case of diarrhea. It is believed that this phrase got its name by people in the 1800's who drank contaminated water that flowed through Colorado's many natural (but oftentimes unsuitable for human consumption) streams, lakes and rivers, as well as numerous other sources.
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coined by Denverites upon state legalization of the drug. Prior to state
legalization, marijuana was only available, legally, for medicinal purposes
which required a physician’s prescription.
Despite not being legal for recreational use until 2014, marijuana
consumption was ubiquitous—being consumed openly in public and social areas.
The pervasive and everyday use of marijuana in the state of Colorado is denoted
by the casual moniker, “cigarette,” signifying the longtime open use of
marijuana with impunity and its acceptance in state culture.
coined by Denverites upon state legalization of the drug. Prior to state
legalization, marijuana was only available, legally, for medicinal purposes
which required a physician’s prescription.
Despite not being legal for recreational use until 2014, marijuana
consumption was ubiquitous—being consumed openly in public and social areas.
The pervasive and everyday use of marijuana in the state of Colorado is denoted
by the casual moniker, “cigarette,” signifying the longtime open use of
marijuana with impunity and its acceptance in state culture.
Woah what's that smell? It smells like marijuana but it can't be. The smell is just too delicious. It must be a Colorado Cigarette!
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Maybe people dislike the beach contractor, because they are often loud and obnoxious; while others enjoy and linger near the beach contractor, because they can usually score food off them.
Maybe people dislike the beach contractor, because they are often loud and obnoxious; while others enjoy and linger near the beach contractor, because they can usually score food off them.
Kevin: Gee, Dave, I'm starved!
Dave: Look, it seems those beach contractors over there are just getting set up!
Kevin: Let's go linger and maybe score some food.
Dave: Look, it seems those beach contractors over there are just getting set up!
Kevin: Let's go linger and maybe score some food.
by Julia - Florida December 9, 2008
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Mines is home to a thriving greek life, as joining a fraternity guarantees you plenty of alternatives to resorting to giving your female TA's sexual favors.
Despite being one of the most stressful college experiences in the country, the campus suicide rate remains astonishingly low, as most incoming freshmen do not know how to use a screwdriver to remove the suicide blocks present on all dormitory windows.
Most students at all levels are familiar with the concept of weed-out classes. However, weed-out classes do not exist at mines as all mines classes fit the definition.
The mines student body has a thriving LGBT+ community, likely as a result of most of the above.
Mines is home to a thriving greek life, as joining a fraternity guarantees you plenty of alternatives to resorting to giving your female TA's sexual favors.
Despite being one of the most stressful college experiences in the country, the campus suicide rate remains astonishingly low, as most incoming freshmen do not know how to use a screwdriver to remove the suicide blocks present on all dormitory windows.
Most students at all levels are familiar with the concept of weed-out classes. However, weed-out classes do not exist at mines as all mines classes fit the definition.
The mines student body has a thriving LGBT+ community, likely as a result of most of the above.
"Where do you go to school?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"What do you do in your free time?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"You're 22 and still a virgin. What are you doing?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"What do you do in your free time?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"You're 22 and still a virgin. What are you doing?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
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often misnamed as a Contrabass Tuba, it can be called contrabass, tuba, Contra (the most common name), or HOLY MOFOing monstrosity (normally the first reaction when you see it for the first time
Can wiegh between 35 to 85 pounds, hard to march with (since they block 50% of periferal view), super expencsive, and the people that play it are the coolest, toughest, badass people out there, Contra Players should always be treaten with respet, and always allowed to sit in the back of the bus, be last in the line, or the last in anything (it just how they roll)
often misnamed as a Contrabass Tuba, it can be called contrabass, tuba, Contra (the most common name), or HOLY MOFOing monstrosity (normally the first reaction when you see it for the first time
Can wiegh between 35 to 85 pounds, hard to march with (since they block 50% of periferal view), super expencsive, and the people that play it are the coolest, toughest, badass people out there, Contra Players should always be treaten with respet, and always allowed to sit in the back of the bus, be last in the line, or the last in anything (it just how they roll)
"What that giant entanglement of metal being carred on that guys shoulder"
"Thats a contrabass Bugle, friend, the best thing in this band"
"Thats a contrabass Bugle, friend, the best thing in this band"
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