Crack open a cold one with the men

we are not boys, we are men manly men.

Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"

by BrosephJr August 21, 2018

Crack open a cold one

Winning in fortnite

Person A:wanna crack open a cold one
Person B:let's get those w

by Dicklover6942056 January 25, 2020

Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?

by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022

cold frosty one

Cumming in a girls mouth while drinking a cold beer. She then gargles the cum and spits the "Frosty bubbly cum" back on the head of your penis.Leaving a frosty foamy head.

My beer after work was good but the cold frosty one my wife gave me was better.

by sir crank alot December 9, 2018

cold blue one

Slang for Bud Light. Brewed in St.Louis, Missouri

Hey Cletus, you wanna hit the dirt roads and put back some cold blue ones?

by Dr. Helpy Helperton April 12, 2019

a one that isn't cold

Scarsely a one at all

The property of ones: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one.

by ejer February 3, 2004

opening up a boy with the cold ones

when the vamps bite into a lad and suck him like a capri-sun pouch. commonly used as slang in the frat/soror vamp communities. often accompanied by a circle of vamps chanting in a frat bro way, not a cult way. like a harem but for tasty tasty blood-all the immortal mosquitos les gusta 😍😍😍.

“Did you see Edward drinking him dry over there in the circle of people chanting, “chug, chug!” ?”

“He must be opening up a boy with the cold ones”.

by suchamadladrugbylad June 5, 2022