Chocodile

The greatest snack you'll ever eat in your entire life. Doctors and sexual philosophers have performed tests showing that the pleasure of eating one chocodile is equal to that of a massive orgasm.

First person eating chocodile- "This chocodile is amazing"

Second person eating chocodile- "It is the best thing ever"

Person finished with chocodile- "I think I just came..."

by Sir Hymen Buster June 14, 2008

Crocodile tears

A false display of emotion.

Her upset was just crocodile tears. She really didn't care.

by apopheniac August 16, 2009

Cockadile Wrestler

One who wrestles cock, in most cases a massive bender

Person 1- "See that Guy?" (points to gay guy)
Person 2- "yeah"
Person 1- "He is a massive cockadile wrestler"

by 98JoeC May 1, 2012

crocodile tears

You just pretend to cry but u are not really... based of real crocodiles tearing up when they attack their prey.

Paul- *falls, gets 1 little bruise, and cries in a fake way.*
Betty- I don't believe u! U are just using crocodile tears just for attention!

by Milton Like What? August 11, 2017

crocodile legs

When a girls man spreads

Guy 1: do you see that girl?

Guy 2: yeah she has crocodile legs

by Eamon McCann March 20, 2017

Crocodile tears

Fake or insincere expression or emotion that tries to convince others you give a fuck

“But these crocodile tears that the senator from Texas is crying for first responders are too hard for me to take.”

by Junior Senator January 25, 2019

The Crocodile

The crocodile is when a person puts their thumb, index finger and middle finger into a woman's cooter, while at the same time sliding their ring and pinky fingers into her pooper. It's basically the next generation of the shocker (two in the juice, one in the caboose)...but it adds a little more pleasure to the spocker. This method of pleasure is named the crocodile because once the fingers go their directions, the hand resembles a crocodile with it's gaping maw.

For some reason, I've been giving out a lot of crocodiles lately...guess all those shockers we gave out in the 90s really loosened things up for The Crocodile to proliferate

by 960xxx October 22, 2018