Cobid 8

When your poop turns yellow and you die.

Sorry carter, I have contracted Cobid 8

by Jada Melissa April 18, 2022

Rigor-coitus

The act of making love to a long lost love or spouse after they have died. Possibly in a scenic setting like in front of a fireplace or at a grave yard. This is not to be confused with necrophilia because it embodies the love that one may have once had for said corpse.

Walter: Where were you last night Howard?

Howard: I was just really depressed thinking about Emma's passing, i had to go down to the cemetary and have her one last time...

Walter: Sometimes rigor-coitus is the only way to relive the passion you once had, I'm sorry Howard, one day soon you'll be able to join her again...

Howard: Yea, i was thinking next tuesday possibly.

by The Crypt Creeps December 12, 2010

coitus

Scientific reference for 'doing the dirty', having a 'no pants dance', or advancing courtship. Coitus is commonly used in a popular TV show, The Big Bang Theory.

Penny: *opens door* "Hey, my power's out, can I stay here for the night?"
Sheldon: "Do you really-"
Leonard: "YES, of course...th-that's what friends are for, after all. Lending a room in a time of need."
Sheldon: "Well...as long as this doesn't end up in Leonard and Penny taking part in coitus, I guess I can live with it for one night."

by IHasAWolfie January 1, 2014

Post-coital autodefenistration

Sobering up while having sex, then realizing how ugly she is and throwing yourself out the window.

John: how did he die?
Betsy-sue: he came on my face and jumped out the window.
John: ah, the old Post-coital autodefenistration. This is your third?

by This is my name, bitch March 12, 2010

cobibudgie

Like a normal budgie but this particular budgerigar has a seasonal feather change from blue to purple and vice versa. Although the feather change is seasonal, in moments of high tension the feather change can be somewhat erratic.

David: have you heard of the cobibudgie?
Nigel: yeah it goes from blue to purple to blue to purple.
David: what a fucking twat of a bird!

by gobifudge February 8, 2014

chobits

Chobits is a story created by Clamp, the all-female manga/doujinshi artists, about Hideki, guy who lives in tokyo and wants to get into Tokyo University. His parents sent him to cram school, cut off his allowance, and thereby forced him to get a job working 7 days a week at club pleasure, which by the looks, has a very decieving name. Hideki desperately wants to get a persocom, Computers that have the outward apperance of a human, but he's dead broke. One day he finds a persocom lying in the garbage, he knows that since someone threw it out, so they would'nt care if he took it home and kept it. He finds out that his new persocom is a lot more than he bargained for, this particular persocom does'nt know how to do nearly anything that a normal one would, which comes as a real dissapointment. His dissapointment, however, turns into interest when he finds out that Chi, his persocom, might actually be a legendary "chobit"...hmmm...

Chobits is cool

by exo9b June 30, 2004

toast-coital

a meal, usually breakfast, after sex

The toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.

by bullterrier January 1, 2009