ghetto chariot

A cheap car with expensive looks. While ghetto chariots appear nicely styled on the outside, they have quality consistent with economic box models. They often have visible body damage, paint missing or corrosion, and frequently sport rims that cost more than the owners house payment. Often driven by denizens of lower wage neighbordhoods. Popular models include the Nissan Altima, Chryser 300s, various Hyundais, and the ever present Honda Civic

"She lives in the hood, but damn does she drive a nice ghetto chariot"

by deathbot May 8, 2015

Homo Chariot

(Ho-Mo Chair-E-Ut) N. 1) A Jet-Ski or wave-runner 2) Any vehicle containing more than two high School swimmers. 3) The Honda Civic available in Blue, Red, Yellow, Black, ah shit just about every color really. 4) Any mall escalator located within 50 feet of The GAP.

1) How cute he's jumping my wake. That sure is a nice Homo Chariot.
2) Look the Swimming team is going to a meet. Look at that huge yellow Homo Chariot they're all riding in.
3) Nice Civic fag. Oops, I meant Homo Chariot.
4) I was stuck behind a couple butt pirates on the Homo Chariot at the mall saturday.

by SirIsaacHillary September 23, 2005

Spacker Chariot

People driving round on vehicles on pavements are generally driving said vehicle, a spacker chariot is usually driven by mentally handicapped or old people, these "chariots" give the impression they have no breaks, and generally try to run you over

look at that old man bombing along on his spacker chariot, i so want one!

by Whitemonster February 18, 2009

spastic chariot

An invalid carriage, that is a 3 wheel vehicle specially designed for disabled drivers, outlawed now in the UK on safety grounds.

I thought June would be impressed when i pulled up in my spastic chariot, but she just looked at me contemptuously.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

MONG CHARIOT

the vehicle used by paraplegics, cripples and other useless lazy fucks.

"get up out of your mong chariot and stop feeling sorry for yerself.. you've got no legs dont come crawling to me"

by greaseproofbag August 5, 2006

Flaming Chariot

Use of a freshly used tampon as a weapon during an altercation. Generally used to humiliate or shock the oponent.

The girls were engaged in a catfight and one reached under her skirt and pulled out a Flaming Chariot with which to lash her oponent across the face.

by Alessandro DelBagno January 1, 2011

Spazz Chariot

An electric wheelchair

omfg, that guy over theres lazy, hes using a spazz chariot instead of a wheelchair

by Hooktron June 2, 2008