An ugly boi, who is extremely short and has crunchy hair. He is a no good boyfriend with a very small dick
by LindaSharry February 05, 2020
Cesar, is not god, is not awesome, is not cool. He doesn't have a dick (sorry bro) and he says he does. He is just a sarcastic being who is very, very, mean but still your friend because he relates to you .-.
cesar My dick makes girl squirt (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
me you don't fucking have one
cesar ........
cesar how would you know *insert more Lenny faces*
me you don't fucking have one
cesar ........
cesar how would you know *insert more Lenny faces*
by Sarcastic Drama June 18, 2017
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by Daniella Borgia November 04, 2013
the most amazing thing in the whole universe way better then anything that any other urban dictionary name says even a phillip! ck has the biggest widest dick in the whole universe and god is jealous of him. hes the best thing ever!!!!!!
by ckthegreatking7 August 09, 2014
Just about the coolest person in the world!, who doesn't need a tan, Fuck that!... I don't know what else but just think of a bunch of cool things and that's a Cesar aka CZAR Chauuuuuuu!
by JUAN SANCHOZ May 16, 2008