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hillbilly air conditioner 

When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.
It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.

flying air conditioner 

If you ever get your hands on a flying sir conditioner then you should always try to find a way to shit on it while flying in the air.
Boy: Oh no I shit my pants on the flying air conditioner! 😔
Girl: That's great! You should always try to shit your pants on a flying air conditioner!

Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories

Ha! If THAT isn't a Freudian slip I don't know what is!
Hym "Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories? You're sitting in an air conditioned office and lying about the actual reason behind the drone strikes."