cake eater

A person who does not partake in the ingestion of marijuana.
Not necessarily a bad thing of course.

"You smoke weed?"
"Nope"
"So you're a cake eater."

by Andre_ December 28, 2005

Cake Eater

(n) A guy that gets a shit load of attention from the ladies...ladies man.

that damn cake eater is getting all the attention from those girls while we're here fuckin talkin to each other... why the hell am i talking you anyways vinny??? i want some poon tang tonight.

by dmvocals May 28, 2008

doody boy cake eater

A fat or obese person who takes food with them to the restroom/toilet to be eaten in order to replenish the waste they are leaving.

Uncle Paul : E-Rock is eating pound cake on the shitter again.

Chip : Why Uncle Paul?

Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.

by EvilMuppet February 14, 2012

9.5 cake eater

n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves

OMG did you see the 9.5 cake eater?
Hey Matt, there's your 9.5 cake eater.

by udcakeeater June 10, 2011

Cake Eaters

1.Rich people who think they're better than everyone cause thier rich.

Those cake eaters from St. Thomas Academy arn't so cool if we can beat 'em.

by GrDionysus February 4, 2003

Cake Eaters

Rich people from the east end of Duluth, Minnesota who are full of themselves.

The cake eaters rubbed it in that they won the biggest hockey tournament in Minnesota.

by Hermantown kids February 8, 2004

Cake Eaters

A derogitory term used towards those who live in Edina, Minnesota, due to the stereotype that all of the people are white, rich, stuck up school, who shows off their wealth by bragging about their new iPhone and their daily cup of Starbucks. Now not all students are rich spoiled brats, some of which are some of the nicest people whom you could ever meet.

Being from Edina, I laughed at all the other definitons, because they were pretty true. I probably laughed a little too much, but that's Edina for you. I am apart of the group that think. It's more like one half stuck up brats, the other half, insane people who pretty much are the living definition of Tumblr... (i.e. me, and my friends)

Generic Edina Kid: "Who is getting the brand new iPhone Six when it comes out?"
*five other kids raise their hands*
(a real quote from an Edina Student)

Other Edina Kid 1: *Screams in demon voice* I AM TRAIN FEAR ME, CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO

Other Edina Kid 2: YASSSSSSSSS.
Generic Edina Kid: *gives a wtf look*
Other Edina Kids: HAHAHA BE AFRAID!

Anywhere but Edina: Ugh, they are such cake eaters...
Me: OMG YOU UNDERSTAAAAAND.

by GeekyFanGirl September 22, 2014