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Chocolate cake

Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.
Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?

NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021
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Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.
The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".
by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017
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The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat her ass and its dirty.
Friend 1: I was eating her ass but it was full shit
Friend 2: Oh mate you ate the Dirty Chocolate Cake
by Dark Chocolat April 21, 2021
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Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake
by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017
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Chocolate cake

When a man licks a women from front to back when she has a yeast infection
Hey babe I know you have a yeast infection but can I still get that chocolate cake
by Cakeman9876 April 5, 2022
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Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.
Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.
by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025
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National Chocolate Cake Day

National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.
“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”
by iiELL4 April 24, 2021
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