Canada's History is summed up as Two Girls in a cup, Tub Girl, The Stanley Cup, Bottle of Maple Syrup, Beavers, Moose Antlers, and Rocky and Bullwinkle all having sex while watching Stargate.
by The Colbert Nations February 05, 2010
It begins fairly normally, with a man receiving a blowjob (from an individual of any sex). The man ejaculates into the Stanley cup, previously filled with a bottle of maple syrup. The man should swirl the mixture with his penis until it has a thick consistency.
The next step is to apply the mixture to the blowee's head. Once applied, put the antlers on their head so the dried semen/syrup mixture will act as an adhesive.
To wrap it up, wrap the man's meat in some Canadian Bacon, grab a brewsky and fuck the night away with your new moose.
The next step is to apply the mixture to the blowee's head. Once applied, put the antlers on their head so the dried semen/syrup mixture will act as an adhesive.
To wrap it up, wrap the man's meat in some Canadian Bacon, grab a brewsky and fuck the night away with your new moose.
Steven: Man, you look exhausted!
John: I sure am! Ann and I tried out Canada's History last night because I was super horny.
John: I sure am! Ann and I tried out Canada's History last night because I was super horny.
by Randolph Smith February 05, 2010
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by TacoMann February 05, 2010
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Canada is Americas hat
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That's Canada's History DERP
Kids these days like the rap music
Canada is Americas hat
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
That's Canada's History DERP
by KYLES MOM February 05, 2010
A magazine formerly known as "The Beaver" best known for its explicit images of maple syrup enemas. Commonly confused with a sex act involving insertion of the Stanley cup with the aid of maple syrup as lubricant.
by AKpseudopsychos February 05, 2010