Canada's History

Canada's History is summed up as Two Girls in a cup, Tub Girl, The Stanley Cup, Bottle of Maple Syrup, Beavers, Moose Antlers, and Rocky and Bullwinkle all having sex while watching Stargate.
The most horrific thing you could possibly imagine, Canada's History.
by The Colbert Nations February 05, 2010
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It begins fairly normally, with a man receiving a blowjob (from an individual of any sex). The man ejaculates into the Stanley cup, previously filled with a bottle of maple syrup. The man should swirl the mixture with his penis until it has a thick consistency.

The next step is to apply the mixture to the blowee's head. Once applied, put the antlers on their head so the dried semen/syrup mixture will act as an adhesive.

To wrap it up, wrap the man's meat in some Canadian Bacon, grab a brewsky and fuck the night away with your new moose.
Steven: Man, you look exhausted!

John: I sure am! Ann and I tried out Canada's History last night because I was super horny.
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A sex act so depraved, it must never be described. First referenced on the Colbert report.
Guy 1: Dude, i totally reviewed Canada's History with that girl.

Guy 2: Dude, you need help.
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One day America took a shit and put it on it's head. The end. Canada.
Canada's History, eh?
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Canadas History

Canada is the part of America we didnt want.

Too damn cold
Canadas History is a history of being too fucking cold!
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Maple syrup chuggin, Beaver lovin, Mounty huggin, AYE?!

What's all this aboot.
Kids these days like the pokemon
Kids these days like the rap music

Canada is Americas hat
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

That's Canada's History DERP
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A magazine formerly known as "The Beaver" best known for its explicit images of maple syrup enemas. Commonly confused with a sex act involving insertion of the Stanley cup with the aid of maple syrup as lubricant.
Damn man, I can't even jack off to Canada's History. It's just sick.
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