Substitute Bus Driver

The underpaid dumbass who has no idea where they’re going.

“Aww shit, the substitute bus driver went the wrong way, guess ima die!”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Mexican Bus Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and jizz.

These Mexican Bus Drivers sure do go down smooth.

by Aldis Dro May 16, 2022

school bus driver

A person who is currently no longer undertaking full time high school education who sleeps with a person still enrolled.

School girl 1: "Did you pull that process engineer last night?"

School girl 2: "Yes he was the best school bus driver i've ever met!"

by Goodnight Bear July 31, 2006

Bus Driver

RAF slang for Bomber Pilot

"Who's the bus driver today?"

by Gari August 26, 2005

School Bus Driver

Someone you should always thank no matter what.

Jeff: Thanks school bus driver!

Bus Driver: Thank you for thanking me, Jeff.

by Alanspiderkipz July 7, 2018

Djiboutian bus driver

A variant of the traditional Dutch Oven fart porn, the Djiboutian Bus Driver is the ultimate combination of colon flatulance that is strategically aimed at a target in close range and the surrender of all escape exits. It is important to remember that the Djiboutian Bus Driver action should only be committed to after a taco Tuesday type meal and multiple protein shakes have been consumed. It may be preferred to alert all civilians who you do not wish to gas out prior to the utter destruction of your targets face.

"Yesterday I Djiboutian Bus Driver'd this chick on the plane. She couldn't get out of her window seat at all!"

by n00bfragger October 22, 2013

Some Bus Driver

The man that started a bus boycott by saying “hey lady you have to get off the bus”

My great great grandfather was some bus driver that started a bus boycott

by Sam Koch September 3, 2021