Home of the flame-broiled whopper, and the rest of crappy unfinished burgers that gives you a bad aftertaste that lasts almost 24 hours
by *Wonderboy Marvel* July 10, 2003
A low priced fast food restaurant where one goes after 10 consecutive days of constipation in order to achieve an enema like effect with minimal damage!
by Rosie November 15, 2003
by Epic Fail Girl January 30, 2008
A place where stupid people go to eat disgustingly unhealthy food, served to them by staff who are mostly just as disgustly unhealthy and stupid themselves.
(tip, if you want to know what eating fast food does to you, take a look at the overweight, greasy faced, mank haired guy/girl who serves you your food)
(tip, if you want to know what eating fast food does to you, take a look at the overweight, greasy faced, mank haired guy/girl who serves you your food)
by Super Matt 57 January 05, 2005
Take a massive shit on your girl’s stomach and have her mold it into something that looks like a beef patty. While she’s doing that, stand above her and recite any famous quote from a king.
Friend 1: I was burger kinging Tonya last night...that girl is a freak!
Friend 2: Nice...what did you say to her while you were burger kinging her?
Friend 1: I said “I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory.” It's a quote from Alexander the Great.
Friend 2: Nice...what did you say to her while you were burger kinging her?
Friend 1: I said “I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory.” It's a quote from Alexander the Great.
by 13th May 11, 2011
a place where McDonald haters eat saying McDonalds is unhealthy, when Burger King is actually worse.
by Rokuro October 12, 2009
a place where you would go to order a whopper, a soggy flame-broiled hamburger made mostly of soy but still delicious because it is soggy, if you didn't dread the side of fried styrofoam they call french fries deep fried with onions. burger king french fries are not to be confused with the delicacy made of potatos and called by the same name.
because the french fries at the competitors are made with more potato flavor, you usually opt instead for a big classic, a pan fried square hamburger made of beef and flavored with extra beef sauce, at wendys, or a big mac, a pan fried stacked hamburger made of soy and served with a special sauce made of ketchup, mayonaise, and rat tails, at mcdonalds.
because the french fries at the competitors are made with more potato flavor, you usually opt instead for a big classic, a pan fried square hamburger made of beef and flavored with extra beef sauce, at wendys, or a big mac, a pan fried stacked hamburger made of soy and served with a special sauce made of ketchup, mayonaise, and rat tails, at mcdonalds.
friend 1: you want to go to burger king for a whopper?
friend 2: no, let's go to wendy's or mcdonald's. burger king french fries suck worse than ever.
friend 2: no, let's go to wendy's or mcdonald's. burger king french fries suck worse than ever.
by Jeep In Desert January 18, 2008