A big man whore. Who goes from girl to girl making them think he likes you, but actually plays your ass. So Basically he's a fuck up that is never satisfied with any girl. He also can't take a hint when a girl isn't into him. He follows her around like a clingy puppy dog and has serious difficulty overcoming his fat ego.
by Shaniqua3202 October 22, 2013
To Bryson - Bri-son - To be bothered by the unwanted, unwelcome presence of another individual, especially with tendencies toward joining you and other parties bringing absolutely nothing of significance to the present conversation.
Dude, earlier, while we were talking about that bodacious babe, Brian Jarret came over and totally Brysoned us. I completely lost my train of thought due to his asinine bullshit.
by Pushin 50's Chick July 25, 2007
Your penis is a real Bryson.
by dtoney123 February 20, 2015
Noun: An idiot who blows things out of proportion. Pathetically needy, but pushes people away at the same time. A giant ticking emotional time-bomb.
by Thaysksthat ranRTARRESKL;FKL;S October 23, 2016
A typical, short winded male who says very little and what he does say is usually not exactly the truth. His attempts at working or doing something constructive is virtually non-existent. Lazy to the core, but does love unconditionally. Loves to receive rather than give. He does try to make up for his lack of endowment by having a good sense of humor.
by Oakenshield44 September 03, 2019
Usually tall, and ugly. Atempts sports, but usually sits at home chatting on cyberspace. Very annoying, talks to much, and trys to be persuasive.
tall ugly computers
tall ugly computers
by soccergirl23 August 17, 2006