broelocklite

A very loud kid that screams and rages while doing keemstar impressions on Xbox one. Also he is a very fat retarded kid that likes drugs. His real name is Alex and he lives in Florida.

Broelocklite is a retard and he screams a lot.

by Broelocklite January 22, 2017

brocery shopping

what happens when bros go grocery shopping, usually for items relating to cheap nutrition or getting drunk.

"hey man, i'm out of natty ice and dollar pizzas. we need to go brocery shopping!"

by H&N Industries July 23, 2009

Brocensus

- When 3 or more of your bros/buddies/friends agree on a specific dilemma or conundrum.

I am not sure man, we need to have a brocensus and figure that shit out.

by alcoholicsementhrower11 February 25, 2011

brocephalus

A trusted bro, that would, if needed, go to battle for you. This is especially applicable when said bro could be considered an outsider or iconoclast.

The term is inspired by Bucephalus, the trusted steed of Alexander the Great. He was originally considered an untameable horse but helped Alexander carve one of the largest empires of all time, spanning from Greece to India.

"Whoa dude, don't hate on my brocephalus! He had my back last week when we scuffled with some B&T at Webster Hall."

"I dumped Jenny, so I am going to go watch 2012 with my brocephalus tonight."

by Βουκέφαλος December 2, 2009

Arkansas Bracelet

First, take a six-pack of beer. Then, remove one of the beers & begin drinking it. Next, stick your hand through the hole that's left. You now have a classy looking Arkansas Bracelet that you can wear for the rest of the night, & you aren't going to forget where your beer is either. Or you might forget, if things get really awesome.

There is controversy surrounding what to do when (if) you decide to ever remove an empty Arkansas Bracelet. Some say that you should cut it up & put it in the recycle bin so that it doesn't hurt any dolphins. Others say that if these dolphins are so "evolved" & "intelligent", then they ought to be able to avoid sticking their noses through small plastic rings & dying because of this.

The party only really got going when Jack stepped in rocking a Bud Ice Arkansas Bracelet on each wrist.

by Billy Billystack July 20, 2009

jelly bracelet

Thin, stretchy bracelets worn by middle-and-high-school students in many different colors and patterns. They are often mistaken as "sex bracelets", where the circumstance is that supposedly if a guy pulls one off a girl and breaks it, he has to perform a sexual act with her (the color determines what they do. This ranges from a simple hug to oral sex). Though, most students wear them for fashion reasons. The hidden, sexual purpose of these bracelets was probably invented by some drunk college kids..."Hey, lets fuck each other. But we need a reason. Besides the fact that we're stoned. Hey, let's pretend that we need to have our bracelets snapped to be fucked!!! Yeahhh!"

Katie got some awesome new jelly bracelets at Hot Topic. They're black and red and purple. But Emily got some really nice pink sparkley ones at Claires.

Joe: Hey, Kate! Brandon snapped your bracelet! And it was red and black! You have to do 69! Hahahaha! Brandon and Kate! Brandon and Kate!
Me: Burn in hell, you worthless piece of shit.

by Yours Truly June 22, 2004

Broseley Key

The act of opening a door with your foot because you don't have the key.

HomeOwner How did you get in, the door was locked?

Jay I used the Broseley key

by Anonymouse123 January 13, 2014