The bonephone is typically talked to by women, although homosexual men also talk to it as well. The bonephone is an oddly shaped boner that resembles that of a payphone receiver. Talking to the bonephone is another term for receiving oral pleasure.
"You don't need a quarter to use my bonephone, use it for free!"
"I have bad hearing, talk to the bonephone instead."
"I have bad hearing, talk to the bonephone instead."
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3. "He be my bocephus; he cool."
4. "Are you my bocephus? Yo, Watash!"
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Tommy: Last night I was fucking Denise so hard that when I finished she said her chest hurt so bad that she needed more than water this time and may need to see a doctor about her bonepneumonia.
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