Smack both cheeks with one hand

Replaces the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" meaning you completed 2 tasks at the same time.

I think I'm going to smack both cheeks with one hand and use my city council paper for both my English and Politics class.

by Zuggy April 10, 2011

Both Pipes

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse with a female utilising both the anus and the vagina.

Often used as an expression of lustful intent towards a particularly attractive female or as a definition of overall sexiness.

"Yeah, she's well fit...she'd get it both pipes!"

"Both Pipes IMO"

by sasa savic December 7, 2005

butters both sides of the bread

a bisexual person that regularly partakes in hetrosexual and homosexual experiences

Phil: i saw mike holding hands with jim. last week he was fucking that girl.
Joe: didn't you know he butters both sides of the bread

by thisisbatcountry May 13, 2005

Boted

When you are more bored than bored and there is nothing to do. This has become a word because of the VIRUS going around.

I’m so ‘boted’

by Hdjdjdududu April 13, 2020

bohdan

A person who is very good at most sports and intellectually amazing. Bohdan likes to have fun all day every day and does not care about the consequences. Sometimes Bohdan gets mad randomly but calms down after talking to friends and laughing. Bohdan is crazy at times and enjoys it.

"hey man look at that he is going HAM and pulling a bohdan"

by ABA212 February 10, 2013

Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.

I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.

by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008

Hot and bothered

slightly turned on. Wanting someone but not being able to have them.

We cant have sex right now. Im so hot and bothered.

by whatusername February 25, 2018